Insert any one of the many wikiHow greetings used as alternatives to "Hi."

Rochelle Smith here! I could have gone with "Bonjour" or "Hola", since I was a BA language student, but it seemed too much. Or perhaps, not enough. Hence the suggestion to go read "Funny Ways to Say Hello: 45 Cool and Creative Options." It almost had me in tears laughing. Personal favourite: "How you livin’, chicken?"

With the semi-awkward "hello's" out of the way, let me tell you about myself. As mentioned, I studied languages: English, Spanish and French. However, if you don't use it, you lose it. So, except for the occasionally recognized foreign word, I unfortunately cannot speak Spanish or French. I love languages, nonetheless. I worked for a Pharmaceutical company before pursuing photography fulltime, I love the colour yellow and a small joy in life is a good cup of tea.

I married the coolest guy in the room, I was lucky enough that he was also my best friend. He dances spontaneously and makes up songs about everyday things (yes, like a Disney princess). He is also my right-hand man when it comes to Elle W. Smith (the 'W' is for Willem), and I cannot count the number of times he has selflessly carried batteries, water, veils, handbags and shoes. I love him endlessly.

Reach out, I'd love to get to know you!